{"id":11942,"date":"2023-12-04T14:03:53","date_gmt":"2023-12-04T12:03:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/?p=11942"},"modified":"2023-12-04T14:03:53","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T12:03:53","slug":"halo-volaju-nam-z-afriky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/halo-volaju-nam-z-afriky\/","title":{"rendered":"Hal\u00f3, volaj\u00fa n\u00e1m z Afriky!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Cel\u00fa jese\u0148 v upr\u0161anom Par\u00ed\u017ei b\u00fdvam pri Pont Marie v ubytovni pre spisovate\u013eov. Seina sa vinie ako obrus na par\u00ed\u017eskom stole, potkany v noci jazdia na bicykloch a plo\u0161tice sa vozia vlakmi. Rodiny s mal\u00fdmi de\u0165mi spia pri v\u00fdkladoch s viano\u010dnou v\u00fdzdobou ako v betleheme&#8230; Vravela mi Iris, \u017ee chlap\u00edk v metre nehr\u00e1 Toma Waitsa, ale Leonarda Cohena a povedala, \u017ee Waits je intelektu\u00e1lna somarina a ja som jej nepovedala, \u017ee sme s Tomom b\u00fdvali nad stanicou v Grenobli.<br \/>\nVo v\u00fdklade spod viano\u010dnej jedli\u010dky vylieza jazvec a veveri\u010dka rozsvecuje svie\u010dky. Zajac sa chyst\u00e1 ve\u010dera\u0165 muchotr\u00e1vky. Vyzeraj\u00fa ako negat\u00edvy p\u00e1nbo\u017ekov\u00fdch kravi\u010diek.<br \/>\nV\u0161etci ste na\u0161i, povedal prezident a rozdal ute\u010dencom stany. Stanova\u010dka sa za\u010d\u00edna medzi deviatou a desiatou ve\u010der na v\u0161etk\u00fdch tepl\u00fdch miestach v meste. Hanb\u00edte sa za to, \u017ee ste bieli, no prema\u013euj\u00fa v\u00e1s na \u010dierno, ak zaplat\u00edte, alebo poviete, \u017ee ste z v\u00fdchodn\u00e9ho bloku. Niektor\u00ed sa nebavia ani s t\u00fdmi z predmestia.<br \/>\nNikdy never bielemu mu\u017eovi v tren\u010dkote. Nikdy necho\u010f po uliciach po spia\u010dky. V sobotu k Vianovcom, v nede\u013eu za Goghom do Auvers sur Oise.<br \/>\nOdfarb\u00edm si vlasy a zodvihnem lem sukne, ke\u010f prech\u00e1dzam peklom. Nasledujte ma po Rivoli k par\u00ed\u017eskej radnici. Nos\u00edm \u017elt\u00fd ka\u0161m\u00edrov\u00fd \u0161\u00e1l a \u017elt\u00fa \u010diapku. Som ako diev\u010da, ktor\u00e9 raz zazrel m\u00f4j mu\u017e vo vlaku a potom cel\u00fd \u017eivot, sediac na lopte, prem\u00fd\u0161\u013eal, kam asi i\u0161lo to diev\u010da, diev\u010da v \u017eltej baretke. K\u00fapim si \u0161aty v Galeries Lafayette. Vylo\u017e\u00ed ma tam metro.<br \/>\nInak, m\u00e1m vyrezan\u00e9 priezory do Par\u00ed\u017ea v srdci.<br \/>\nCel\u00fa noc na papierovom kart\u00f3ne pod viano\u010dn\u00fdm strom\u010dekom b\u00fdvam v smetnom ko\u0161i. Seina sa vinie ako viano\u010dn\u00fd \u017eak\u00e1rov\u00fd obrus od Garniera Thibaulta Par\u00ed\u017eom, potkany tr\u00e9nuj\u00fa na olympi\u00e1du a plo\u0161tice tu chodia do kina. Po parkoch sa prech\u00e1dzaj\u00fa spisovate\u013eky.<br \/>\nVravela mi Iris, \u017ee chlap\u00edk v metre nehr\u00e1 Waitsa, ale Cohena a povedala, \u017ee Waits je somarina pre intelektu\u00e1lov, lebo ja som jej nepovedala, ako sme s Tomom b\u00fdvali nad grenobleskou stanicou.<br \/>\nVo v\u00fdkladoch svietia viano\u010dn\u00e9 strom\u010deky, \u010do rozsvecuj\u00fa tv\u00e1re. Pod ka\u017ed\u00fdm je Betlehem na papierovom kart\u00f3ne. Rodiny s de\u0165mi ka\u017ed\u00fd de\u0148 ve\u010deraj\u00fa muchotr\u00e1vky, \u010do vyzeraj\u00fa ako negat\u00edvy p\u00e1nbo\u017ekov\u00fdch kravi\u010diek.<br \/>\nHelou, m\u00e1te telefon\u00e1t z Afriky!<br \/>\nV\u0161etci ste moji, povedal Je\u017ei\u0161, no potom bolo po\u010du\u0165 udiera\u0165 kladivo na n\u00e1kovu, a to mu kuli klince do kr\u00ed\u017ea. \u017d\u00far sa za\u010d\u00edna r\u00e1no, vtedy v\u0161etci id\u00fa do pr\u00e1ce. V metre to vonia ako v ma\u0161tali. Zav\u0161e sa hanb\u00edte za to, \u017ee nos\u00edte kab\u00e1t a vyliezli ste z postele, no ustel\u00fa v\u00e1m aj na vavr\u00ednoch, ak zaplat\u00edte. Nikdy never hladn\u00e9mu mu\u017eovi na\u013eahko bez kab\u00e1tu. Nikdy necho\u010f po uliciach po spia\u010dky. V sobotu k Monetovi, v nede\u013eu do kostola Saint Paul.<br \/>\nOdfarbi\u0165 si vlasy. Zdvihnite si lem sukne, ke\u010f prech\u00e1dzate peklom. Nasledujte ma od Opery Garnier do Samaritainu. M\u00e1m nov\u00fd pul\u00f3ver a nos\u00edm \u017elt\u00fa \u010diapku. Som ako mlad\u00e1 \u017eena, ktor\u00fa raz zazrel m\u00f4j mu\u017e vo vlaku a potom cel\u00fd \u017eivot, sediac na lopte, prem\u00fd\u0161\u013eal, kam asi i\u0161lo to diev\u010da v \u017eltej baretke. K\u00fapim si viano\u010dn\u00e9 svie\u010dky v Beaumarchais. Mus\u00edm prest\u00fapi\u0165. M\u00e1m v oboch predsie\u0148ach spomienkov\u00e9 modely tohto mesta.<br \/>\nCel\u00e9 dni za p\u00edsac\u00edm stolom, b\u00fdvam v papierovom dome nad Seinou, aj ke\u010f som v Modre. Seina je siv\u00fd obrus. Ve\u010der si d\u00e1va\u0165 pozor a nesadn\u00fa\u0165 si v metre. Chod\u00edme s M\u00e1riou po parkoch a ona fot\u00ed font\u00e1ny.<br \/>\nIris vravela, \u017ee to je Cohen, Waits je vraj somarina pre intelektu\u00e1lov, no nevedela, \u017ee ja som s Waitsom \u017eila v Grenobli, na druhom poschod\u00ed nad stanicou. Mu\u017e nosil peler\u00ednu a ke\u010f sme \u0161li ve\u010der v meste na z\u00e1chod, vo\u0161li sme do neho dvaja, tak sme sporili. V\u017edy som sa b\u00e1la, \u017ee zostaneme v hajzli.<br \/>\nVo v\u00fdkladoch u\u017e s\u00fa Vianoce. Obzer\u00e1m sa v nich ako v zrkadl\u00e1ch. Niektor\u00ed sa so mnou fotia a na pozad\u00ed Vianoce. Na\u0161e spolo\u010dn\u00e9. Niektor\u00fdm z t\u00fdch Vianoc \u00faplne s\u010dernela tv\u00e1r. Mu\u017e dr\u017e\u00ed doj\u010densk\u00fa f\u013ea\u0161u, pod\u00e1va ju \u017eene sediacej na kart\u00f3ne pri svetielkuj\u00facich muchotr\u00e1vkach &#8211; v n\u00e1ru\u010d\u00ed hojd\u00e1 pla\u010d\u00faceho Je\u017ei\u0161ka.<br \/>\nHelou, m\u00e1me telefon\u00e1t z Afriky!<br \/>\nV\u0161etci sa te\u0161te, \u017ee som sa narodil. Bo\u017e\u00ed syn, \u010do ho potom na kr\u00ed\u017e pribili. Cez t\u00fd\u017ede\u0148 nejdem nikam, lebo p\u00ed\u0161em knihu o ve\u013ekej l\u00e1ske k mestu a k cudzej krajine, jej jazyku a u\u010d\u00edm sa slov\u00ed\u010dka. En espece, poviem v Monoprixe, ke\u010f plat\u00edm drobn\u00fdmi hygienick\u00e9 vreckovky. Najviac mi ch\u00fdba mu\u017e. Vo vlaku raz zazrel diev\u010da v \u017eltej baretke, vravel mi o nej, ako sa mu p\u00e1\u010dila a ja som na \u0148u cel\u00fd \u017eivot \u017eiarlila. Kde sa stratilo to diev\u010da v \u017eltej baretke?<br \/>\nNikdy never b\u00e9\u017eov\u00e9mu tren\u010dkotu. A nikdy necho\u010f po ulici, ke\u010f sp\u00ed\u0161. V sobotu k Lautr\u00e9amontov\u00fdm, v nede\u013eu si pred kostolom k\u00fapim kuriatko.<br \/>\nZafarb\u00edm si vlasy na cukrovo ako M\u00e1ria Antoinetta a zaplat\u00edm par carte. M\u00f4\u017eem by\u0165 kdeko\u013evek, v\u0161etko si v\u017edy kraj\u0161ie vymysl\u00edm a nap\u00ed\u0161em. Aspo\u0148 nemus\u00edm prestupova\u0165. Na stene srdcov\u00e9ho svalu m\u00e1m pri\u0161pendlen\u00fa mapu Franc\u00fazska, v\u0161ade nav\u00f4kol modransk\u00e9 v\u0155\u0161teky a vinice.<br \/>\nCel\u00fa jese\u0148 s\u00fa Vianoce. B\u00fdvam v Cit\u00e9 des Arts nad Seinou a tr\u00e9nujem na olympi\u00e1du. Seina je kr\u00e1sna, te\u010die si ako obrus, na ktorom sa to pod\u00e1va. Ve\u010der vykukn\u00fa spod kr\u00edkov potkany. A v metre s\u00fa vraj plo\u0161tice. Chod\u00edme s M\u00e1riou po pekn\u00fdch miestach, zav\u0161e sa potom rozpla\u010dem.<br \/>\nIris vravela, \u017ee p\u00e1n na zast\u00e1vke Chatelet hr\u00e1 Cohena, nie Waitsa, ten je vraj intelektu\u00e1lska somarina. Trochu ma na\u0161tvala, preto\u017ee s Waitsom som rok b\u00fdvala v Grenobli. Mu\u017e chodil do pr\u00e1ce a my s Tomom sme ho ve\u010der vyzerali z balk\u00f3na. Chcela som die\u0165a a vymodlila si ho v Annecy.<br \/>\nVo v\u00fdkladoch je viano\u010dne prestret\u00e9, no nik ni\u010d nepod\u00e1va. Ve\u010der pr\u00eddu rodiny bez domova a rozlo\u017eia si kart\u00f3ny. Deti capkaj\u00fa na sklo, za ktor\u00fdm \u017emurk\u00e1 zajko, vyk\u00faka jazvec a veveri\u010dka rozsvecuje girlandu. O k\u00fasok \u010falej sa bij\u00fa dvaja Poliaci. Jeden m\u00e1 asi svrab!<br \/>\nV\u0161etci v obchode s\u00fa distingvovan\u00ed, vyladen\u00ed, vy\u0161telovan\u00ed a radostn\u00ed. Zvn\u00fatra sa pozeraj\u00fa do v\u00fdkladov na \u017eiv\u00e9 betlehemy. Je\u017ei\u0161ko m\u00e1 pri noh\u00e1ch muchotr\u00e1vky. Dobr\u00fd de\u0148, neskladajte, volaj\u00fa v\u00e1m z Afriky! Nikdy nikomu never. A nespi, ke\u010f ide\u0161 von. V sobotu obed v Coupole, v nede\u013eu M\u00fazeum Orsay. Stoj\u00edm s turistami pred obrazom po\u013ea za Auver sur Oise, nak\u00fakam, a potom kr\u00e1\u010dam kr\u00ed\u017eom cez pole nevidite\u013en\u00e1 ako vietor. Stoj\u00edm medzi domami, pri radnici a prejdem odtia\u013e ku kostolu. Rajzujem po obrazoch ako mucha, u\u017e pozn\u00e1m malilinkat\u00fd Goghov ateli\u00e9r za tri p\u00e4\u0165desiat. Najv\u00e4\u010d\u0161ie veci vznikn\u00fa hocikde, nepotrebuje\u0161 ni\u010d, len svetlo.<br \/>\nNech je svetlo, povedal Je\u017ei\u0161 a o chv\u00ed\u013eu v\u0161etci za\u017en\u00fa strom\u010deky. Ka\u017ed\u00fd de\u0148 je \u017e\u00far, k\u00fdm sme tu na svete. S\u00fdty hladn\u00e9mu never\u00ed. A hladn\u00fd, ten never\u00ed nikomu.<br \/>\nM\u00e1m zafarben\u00e9 vlasy a prech\u00e1dzam sa po Par\u00ed\u017ei. Zav\u0161e aj tu mus\u00ed\u0161 zdvihn\u00fa\u0165 sukne.<br \/>\nO chv\u00ed\u013eu sa vr\u00e1tim do Modry. Teraz som diev\u010da v \u017eltej \u010diapke. Ke\u010f ju polo\u017e\u00edm na st\u00f4l, vyzer\u00e1 ako hniezdo. Domov m\u00f4\u017ee by\u0165 hocikde, no najlep\u0161ie, ke\u010f je doma.<br \/>\nPrajem n\u00e1m, nech traf\u00edme na Vianoce domov, do svojho betlehema, pokojn\u00e9 a radostipln\u00e9 viano\u010dn\u00e9 sviatky, spome\u0148te si aj na t\u00fdch, \u010do domov stratili, va\u0161a Veve<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Veronika \u0160ikulov\u00e1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Cel\u00fa jese\u0148 v upr\u0161anom Par\u00ed\u017ei b\u00fdvam pri Pont Marie v ubytovni pre spisovate\u013eov. Seina sa vinie ako obrus na par\u00ed\u017eskom stole, potkany v noci jazdia na bicykloch a plo\u0161tice sa vozia vlakmi. 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