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Eva varuje vn\u00fa\u010dat\u00e1, Dana scroluje po internete a nakupuje \u0161aty, h\u00e1d\u017ee ich do ko\u0161\u00edkov a napokon ni\u010d neobjedn\u00e1, Ivana objedn\u00e1va a nepreber\u00e1, Laura preber\u00e1, Simona chod\u00ed na k\u00e1vu s kamo\u0161kami, v\u017edy skon\u010dia pri v\u00edne, Jara pije sama doma a potom p\u00ed\u0161e strelen\u00e9 statusy na Facebook a r\u00e1no ich vymaz\u00e1va, Karol\u00edna chod\u00ed na univerzitu tretieho veku, T\u00e1\u0148a cestuje po svete a fotografuje sa, Diana chod\u00ed na protesty, So\u0148a na botox, Lujza by rada cestovala po svete, nem\u00e1 prachy, tak chod\u00ed aspo\u0148 na t\u00fary a v\u00fdlety po Slovensku, Anna m\u00e1 psa a chod\u00ed s n\u00edm na cvi\u010d\u00e1k, Zuzka m\u00e1 psa a na v\u00fdstavy nechod\u00ed, M\u00e1ria chod\u00ed do posilky, Viera st\u00e1le \u010dak\u00e1, \u010di pr\u00eddu mlad\u00ed a vyv\u00e1ra, Danka st\u00e1le varuje, Alena sa boj\u00ed o syna a nad\u00e1va na nevestu, Marta beh\u00e1 marat\u00f3ny a ni\u010d\u00ed si k\u013aby, O\u013ega h\u00e1\u010dkuje de\u010dky, ktor\u00e9 nikto nechce, Zdena pe\u010die kv\u00e1skov\u00fd chlieb a fot\u00ed ho na Instagram, Elena var\u00ed pre polovicu ulice a hovor\u00ed tomu di\u00e9ta, Gitka dr\u017e\u00ed preru\u0161ovan\u00fd p\u00f4st a potom o polnoci vy\u017eerie chladni\u010dku, Ilona pije iba zelerov\u00fa \u0161\u0165avu a hnev\u00e1 sa na cel\u00fd svet, Ren\u00e1ta pre\u0161la na keto a pla\u010de za ro\u017ekami, Be\u00e1ta h\u013ead\u00e1 l\u00e1sku na Tinderi s desa\u0165 rokov starou fotkou, Kl\u00e1ra si p\u00ed\u0161e s fe\u0161n\u00fdm kapit\u00e1nom z americkej lode a posiela mu \u00faspory, Jolana swajpuje do\u013eava, lebo v\u0161etci chlapi v jej veku vyzeraj\u00fa ako jej neboh\u00fd str\u00fdko, Magda sad\u00ed bio paradajky a bojuje so slizniakmi no\u017enicami na manik\u00faru, Kvetka pestuje mu\u0161k\u00e1ty a tajne ich zalieva susedov\u00fdm hnojivom, Terka hovor\u00ed s orchideami a vyhr\u00e1\u017ea sa im vyhoden\u00edm do ko\u0161a, ak do t\u00fd\u017ed\u0148a nevykvitn\u00fa, Nora pozer\u00e1 tureck\u00e9 seri\u00e1ly a pla\u010de nad osudom post\u00e1v, hoci jej vlastn\u00fd mu\u017e sed\u00ed ved\u013ea nej v tielku a smrd\u00ed od piva, Gabika m\u00e1 predplaten\u00fd Netflix a pozer\u00e1 true-crime dokumenty, aby vedela, ako nepozorovane zakopa\u0165 nevestu do kompostu, Milka pozer\u00e1 Bridgertonovcov a predstavuje si, \u017ee jej ob\u00fdva\u010dka je kr\u00e1\u013eovsk\u00fd dvor, k\u00fdm jej v kuchyni hor\u00ed ry\u017ea…<\/p>\n
V ich vr\u00e1skach je ukryt\u00e1 pravda o tomto svete, ktor\u00fd by bez nich bol len pr\u00e1zdnou, chladnou \u0161krupinou. S\u00fa ako star\u00e9 hracie skrinky – ob\u010das vynechaj\u00fa t\u00f3n, ob\u010das \u0161kr\u00edpu, ale mel\u00f3dia, ktor\u00fa hraj\u00fa, v\u00e1s st\u00e1le doj\u00edma.<\/p>\n
Virtu\u00e1lny n\u00e1kupn\u00fd ko\u0161\u00edk, Tinder, z\u00e1hon s priesadami \u010di nekone\u010dn\u00e9 diely krimin\u00e1lnych pr\u00edpadov s\u00fa psychiatrick\u00e9 ambulancie zadarmo. Prst pos\u00favaj\u00faci profily mu\u017eov do\u013eava, k\u00fdm na obrazovke telev\u00edzie in\u00e1 ruka v rukavi\u010dk\u00e1ch odstra\u0148uje stopy krvi – ekvivalent antickej katarzie. Mo\u017eno sa\u00a0z \u010dasu na \u010das stretn\u00fa v kaviarni, \u010da\u0161n\u00edk sa v duchu usmieva, ako analyzuj\u00fa najnov\u0161iu epiz\u00f3du romantick\u00e9ho eposu a s hlinou za nechtami sa s\u0165a\u017euj\u00fa na inv\u00e1ziu slim\u00e1kov, vid\u00ed ich partiz\u00e1nsku vojnu s kal\u00f3riami, kuri\u00e9rmi, burinou, aj s il\u00faziami o vojvodoch zo streamovac\u00edch slu\u017eieb.<\/p>\n
Eva varuje vn\u00fa\u010dat\u00e1, Dana scroluje po internete a nakupuje \u0161aty, h\u00e1d\u017ee ich do ko\u0161\u00edkov a napokon ni\u010d neobjedn\u00e1, Ivana objedn\u00e1va a nepreber\u00e1, Laura preber\u00e1, Simona chod\u00ed na k\u00e1vu s kamo\u0161kami, v\u017edy skon\u010dia pri v\u00edne, Jara pije sama doma a potom p\u00ed\u0161e strelen\u00e9 statusy na Facebook a r\u00e1no ich vymaz\u00e1va, Karol\u00edna chod\u00ed na univerzitu tretieho veku, T\u00e1\u0148a cestuje po svete a fotografuje sa, Diana chod\u00ed na protesty, So\u0148a na botox, Lujza by rada cestovala po svete, nem\u00e1 prachy, tak chod\u00ed aspo\u0148 na t\u00fary a v\u00fdlety po Slovensku, Anna m\u00e1 psa a chod\u00ed s n\u00edm na cvi\u010d\u00e1k, Zuzka m\u00e1 psa a na v\u00fdstavy nechod\u00ed, M\u00e1ria chod\u00ed do posilky, Viera st\u00e1le \u010dak\u00e1, \u010di pr\u00eddu mlad\u00ed a vyv\u00e1ra, Danka st\u00e1le varuje, Alena sa boj\u00ed o syna a nad\u00e1va na nevestu, Marta beh\u00e1 marat\u00f3ny a ni\u010d\u00ed si k\u013aby, O\u013ega h\u00e1\u010dkuje de\u010dky, ktor\u00e9 nikto nechce, Zdena pe\u010die kv\u00e1skov\u00fd chlieb a fot\u00ed ho na Instagram, Elena var\u00ed pre polovicu ulice a hovor\u00ed tomu di\u00e9ta, Gitka dr\u017e\u00ed preru\u0161ovan\u00fd p\u00f4st a potom o polnoci vy\u017eerie chladni\u010dku, Ilona pije iba zelerov\u00fa \u0161\u0165avu a hnev\u00e1 sa na cel\u00fd svet, Ren\u00e1ta pre\u0161la na keto a pla\u010de za ro\u017ekami, Be\u00e1ta h\u013ead\u00e1 l\u00e1sku na Tinderi s desa\u0165 rokov starou fotkou, Kl\u00e1ra si p\u00ed\u0161e s fe\u0161n\u00fdm kapit\u00e1nom z americkej lode a posiela mu \u00faspory, Jolana swajpuje do\u013eava, lebo v\u0161etci chlapi v jej veku vyzeraj\u00fa ako jej neboh\u00fd str\u00fdko, Magda sad\u00ed bio paradajky a bojuje so slizniakmi no\u017enicami na manik\u00faru, Kvetka pestuje mu\u0161k\u00e1ty a tajne ich zalieva susedov\u00fdm hnojivom, Terka hovor\u00ed s orchideami a vyhr\u00e1\u017ea sa im vyhoden\u00edm do ko\u0161a, ak do t\u00fd\u017ed\u0148a nevykvitn\u00fa, Nora pozer\u00e1 tureck\u00e9 seri\u00e1ly a pla\u010de nad osudom post\u00e1v, hoci jej vlastn\u00fd mu\u017e sed\u00ed ved\u013ea nej v tielku a smrd\u00ed od piva, Gabika m\u00e1 predplaten\u00fd Netflix a pozer\u00e1 true-crime dokumenty, aby vedela, ako nepozorovane zakopa\u0165 nevestu do kompostu, Milka pozer\u00e1 Bridgertonovcov a predstavuje si, \u017ee jej ob\u00fdva\u010dka je kr\u00e1\u013eovsk\u00fd dvor, k\u00fdm jej v kuchyni hor\u00ed ry\u017ea…<\/p>\n
Ka\u017ed\u00e1 z nich je in\u00fdm n\u00e1strojom. Niekedy hraj\u00fa falo\u0161ne, no v\u017edy s odvahou. S\u00fa to tie ist\u00e9 diev\u010dat\u00e1, ktor\u00e9 kedysi nosili vrko\u010de a \u010dakali na princov. Princovia bu\u010f nepri\u0161li, alebo zostarli a zosmutneli, ale ich princezn\u00e9 nie. St\u00e1le maj\u00fa v sebe\u00a0 nepokoj, ktor\u00fd ich \u017eenie do posil\u0148ovne, na predn\u00e1\u0161ky alebo na hrebene h\u00f4r. A zajtra, zajtra r\u00e1no to cel\u00e9 za\u010dne znova.<\/p>\n
Eva varuje vn\u00fa\u010dat\u00e1, Dana scroluje po internete a nakupuje \u0161aty, h\u00e1d\u017ee ich do ko\u0161\u00edkov a napokon ni\u010d neobjedn\u00e1, Ivana objedn\u00e1va a nepreber\u00e1, Laura preber\u00e1, Simona chod\u00ed na k\u00e1vu s kamo\u0161kami, v\u017edy skon\u010dia pri v\u00edne, Jara pije sama doma a potom p\u00ed\u0161e strelen\u00e9 statusy na Facebook a r\u00e1no ich vymaz\u00e1va, Karol\u00edna chod\u00ed na univerzitu tretieho veku, T\u00e1\u0148a cestuje po svete a fotografuje sa, Diana chod\u00ed na protesty, So\u0148a na botox, Lujza by rada cestovala po svete, nem\u00e1 prachy, tak chod\u00ed aspo\u0148 na t\u00fary a v\u00fdlety po Slovensku, Anna m\u00e1 psa a chod\u00ed s n\u00edm na cvi\u010d\u00e1k, Zuzka m\u00e1 psa a na v\u00fdstavy nechod\u00ed, M\u00e1ria chod\u00ed do posilky, Viera st\u00e1le \u010dak\u00e1, \u010di pr\u00eddu mlad\u00ed a vyv\u00e1ra, Danka st\u00e1le varuje, Alena sa boj\u00ed o syna a nad\u00e1va na nevestu, Marta beh\u00e1 marat\u00f3ny a ni\u010d\u00ed si k\u013aby, O\u013ega h\u00e1\u010dkuje de\u010dky, ktor\u00e9 nikto nechce, Zdena pe\u010die kv\u00e1skov\u00fd chlieb a fot\u00ed ho na Instagram, Elena var\u00ed pre polovicu ulice a hovor\u00ed tomu di\u00e9ta, Gitka dr\u017e\u00ed preru\u0161ovan\u00fd p\u00f4st a potom o polnoci vy\u017eerie chladni\u010dku, Ilona pije iba zelerov\u00fa \u0161\u0165avu a hnev\u00e1 sa na cel\u00fd svet, Ren\u00e1ta pre\u0161la na keto a pla\u010de za ro\u017ekami, Be\u00e1ta h\u013ead\u00e1 l\u00e1sku na Tinderi s desa\u0165 rokov starou fotkou, Kl\u00e1ra si p\u00ed\u0161e s fe\u0161n\u00fdm kapit\u00e1nom z americkej lode a posiela mu \u00faspory, Jolana swajpuje do\u013eava, lebo v\u0161etci chlapi v jej veku vyzeraj\u00fa ako jej neboh\u00fd str\u00fdko, Magda sad\u00ed bio paradajky a bojuje so slizniakmi no\u017enicami na manik\u00faru, Kvetka pestuje mu\u0161k\u00e1ty a tajne ich zalieva susedov\u00fdm hnojivom, Terka hovor\u00ed s orchideami a vyhr\u00e1\u017ea sa im vyhoden\u00edm do ko\u0161a, ak do t\u00fd\u017ed\u0148a nevykvitn\u00fa, Nora pozer\u00e1 tureck\u00e9 seri\u00e1ly a pla\u010de nad osudom post\u00e1v, hoci jej vlastn\u00fd mu\u017e sed\u00ed ved\u013ea nej v tielku a smrd\u00ed od piva, Gabika m\u00e1 predplaten\u00fd Netflix a pozer\u00e1 true-crime dokumenty, aby vedela, ako nepozorovane zakopa\u0165 nevestu do kompostu, Milka pozer\u00e1 Bridgertonovcov a predstavuje si, \u017ee jej ob\u00fdva\u010dka je kr\u00e1\u013eovsk\u00fd dvor, k\u00fdm jej v kuchyni hor\u00ed ry\u017ea…<\/p>\n
Kuchy\u0148a sa men\u00ed na tov\u00e1re\u0148 na cholesterol, k\u00fdm ony sam\u00e9 pre\u017e\u00favaj\u00fa l\u00edstok \u0161al\u00e1tu. Vyv\u00e1raj\u00fa trojchodov\u00e9 menu pre deti, ktor\u00e9 nedorazia, a popritom prekl\u00ednaj\u00fa\u00a0vraha v telev\u00edzii.\u00a0Cvi\u010d\u00e1ky pre psov, marat\u00f3ny, ne\u00faspe\u0161n\u00e9 internetov\u00e9 rande, preru\u0161ovan\u00e9 p\u00f4sty, no\u010dn\u00e9 hony na slim\u00e1ky, nekone\u010dn\u00e9 seri\u00e1lov\u00e9 marat\u00f3ny a predstieran\u00fd z\u00e1ujem o pr\u00edrodu – \u017eena po p\u00e4\u0165desiatke je nebezpe\u010dne slobodn\u00e1. U\u017e vie, \u017ee vesm\u00edr na \u0148u ka\u0161le, a tak ka\u0161le aj ona na\u0148ho, starnutie nie je trag\u00e9dia. Je to len pridrah\u00e1 vstupenka na celove\u010dern\u00fa kom\u00e9diu. Nevzda\u0165 to, smia\u0165 sa osudu do o\u010d\u00ed, \u017ei\u0165 tis\u00edc paraleln\u00fdch \u017eivotov na obrazovke a predsa hria\u0165 tento re\u00e1lny svet svoj\u00edm unaven\u00fdm, no nekone\u010dne vern\u00fdm teplom. S\u00fa to tie ist\u00e9 diev\u010dat\u00e1 z predmestia, ktor\u00e9 kedysi verili na z\u00e1zraky a teraz tie z\u00e1zraky – hoci poriadne uleten\u00e9, ob\u010das preplakan\u00e9 pri telke a ob\u010das oklaman\u00e9 virtu\u00e1lnym svetom – vyr\u00e1baj\u00fa samy pre seba ka\u017ed\u00e9 jedno popoludnie.\u00a0St\u00e1le maj\u00fa v sebe nepokoj, ktor\u00fd ich \u017eenie do posil\u0148ovne, na predn\u00e1\u0161ky, do z\u00e1hrad alebo na hrebene h\u00f4r. Zajtra, zajtra r\u00e1no to cel\u00e9 za\u010dne znova. Koloto\u010d n\u00e1kupov, snov, vn\u00fa\u010dat a sp\u00e1len\u00fdch hrncov sa op\u00e4\u0165 rozto\u010d\u00ed s rovnakou, podmanivou silou. V\u0161imnite si ich, ke\u010f k nim ponesiete vn\u00fa\u010dat\u00e1 na pr\u00e1zdniny!<\/p>\n
Pekn\u00e9 leto, Va\u0161a Veve<\/p>\n
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Veronika \u0160ikulov\u00e1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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