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Toto s\u00fa B\u00e1sni\u010dky pre dom\u00e1ce pani\u010dky: o Daniele a\u00a0neznesite\u013enej \u013eahkosti prania, o\u00a0Bohdane, sm\u00fatku a\u00a0ako ho roztrieska\u0165 o\u00a0papier, o\u00a0Veronike a\u00a0tichu pripom\u00ednaj\u00facom hroziv\u00fd \u0161krek motorovej v\u00edly (lebo s\u00fa noci bez noc\u00ed a\u00a0noci bezmoci), o\u00a0Dorote a da\u017edi \u010do ju obchytk\u00e1va, o\u00a0chvoste psa, o\u00a0\u017dofii a\u00a0tom, pre\u010do je dobr\u00e1 milenka pre man\u017eelku na nezaplatenie…<\/p>\n

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Poetka Mirka \u00c1belov\u00e1 vydala B\u00e1sni\u010dky pre dom\u00e1ce pani\u010dky ako svoju tretiu zbierku b\u00e1sn\u00ed, predch\u00e1dzal jej Stript\u00edz (2011) a\u00a0Na! (2014). Davidovi Kollerovi nap\u00edsala v\u00e4\u010d\u0161inu textov na jeho album \u010ceskosLOVEnsko, ktor\u00fd z\u00edskal minul\u00fd rok ocenenie And\u011bl za album roka. Sama \u00fa\u010dinkuje v\u00a0liter\u00e1rno-hudobnom zoskupen\u00ed V\u00edtrholc. Pre R\u00e1dio_FM vym\u00fd\u0161\u013ea a\u00a0moderuje poetick\u00fa desa\u0165min\u00fatovku Nede\u013en\u00e1 chv\u00ed\u013eka po\u00e9zie_FM. Dev\u00e4\u0165 rokov pracovala ako redaktorka a moder\u00e1torka spravodajstva R\u00e1dia Slovensko, v\u00a0s\u00fa\u010dasnosti p\u00f4sob\u00ed ako hovorky\u0148a Greenpeace Slovensko. Hr\u00e1 hlavn\u00fa \u00falohu v\u00a0pripravovanom filme La Dolce Morte. V\u00a0Miau si zobrala na mu\u0161ku namiesto Daniely, Bohdany, Veroniky & spol. Marilyn (Monroe), Vivienne (Westwood), Miley (Cyrus) \u010di Jane (Austin). Tak\u00e9 (ne)oby\u010dajn\u00e9 dom\u00e1ce pani\u010dky…<\/p>\n

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1. Elizabeth Gilbert, autorka \u00faspe\u0161nej knihy Jedz, modli sa a\u00a0miluj mala vo veci svojho bud\u00faceho povolania v\u017edy jasno. Na tento svet pri\u0161la – \u201eaby som bola spisovate\u013eka, od mojej prvej cigarety a\u017e po posledn\u00fd de\u0148\u201c.<\/strong><\/p>\n

V\u017edy som chcela robi\u0165 nie\u010do, pri \u010dom by som jemne vy\u010dnievala z\u00a0davu. Ani neviem pre\u010do. Asi preto, \u017ee som jedin\u00e1\u010dik a\u00a0tak individualizmom a\u00a0exhibicionizmom som zrejme zasiahnut\u00e1 (smiech). Chcela som robi\u0165 v\u0161eli\u010do, od doji\u010dky kr\u00e1v cez m\u00f3dnu n\u00e1vrh\u00e1rku, modelku, u\u010dite\u013eku na z\u00e1kladnej \u0161kole a\u017e po psychologi\u010dku \u010di kur\u00e1torku v\u00a0gal\u00e9rii modern\u00e9ho umenia. Nakoniec to vyhrala novin\u00e1r\u010dina. B\u00e1sne som za\u010dala p\u00edsa\u0165 asi v p\u00e4tn\u00e1stich, ale nikdy mi nenapadlo, \u017ee by sa o\u00a0p\u00edsan\u00ed po\u00e9zie dalo uva\u017eova\u0165 ako o povolan\u00ed. Na tento svet som zrejme pri\u0161la preto, aby som st\u00e1le sk\u00fa\u0161ala, kam a\u017e siahaj\u00fa moje hranice a\u00a0aby som si ob\u010das pritom nabila pusu.<\/p>\n

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2. Marilyn Monroe<\/strong> si vraj na seba do postele nebrala ni\u010d, iba p\u00e1r kvapiek parfumu Chanel No.5.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ja som u\u017e nieko\u013eko rokov z\u00e1visl\u00e1 od v\u00f4ne Christian Dior Hypnotic Poison, in\u00fa nepou\u017e\u00edvam a\u00a0ani u\u017e nebudem. Marilyn raz sp\u00f4sobila jemn\u00fd \u0161kand\u00e1l, ke\u010f ju po\u010das nat\u00e1\u010dania ktor\u00e9hosi z\u00a0filmov odfotili, ako \u010d\u00edta knihu Jamesa Joycea Ulysses. Dovtedy ju pre jej vzh\u013ead pova\u017eovali za hl\u00fapu\u010dk\u00e9 diev\u010datko. No a \u201ehl\u00fapu\u010dk\u00e9 diev\u010datko\u201c s\u00a0Joyceom v\u00a0ruk\u00e1ch, to v\u00e1m bola vec!<\/p>\n

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3. Vivienne Westwood<\/strong> s Malcolmom McLarenom zo Sex Pistols si vraj za\u010dala tak, \u017ee ke\u010f raz ochorel, nas\u0165ahoval sa do jej postele. McLaren nesk\u00f4r negentlemansky tvrdil, \u017ee svoju chorobu iba predstieral, lebo chcel vedie\u0165, ak\u00e9 je to spa\u0165 s\u00a0u\u010dite\u013ekou. Nen\u00e1videl autority a\u00a0u\u010dite\u013eov zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Vivienne Westwood m\u00e1m rada. Je to prv\u00e1 d\u00e1ma haute couture a\u00a0pank\u00e1\u010dka v\u00a0jednom (smiech). Z\u00e1rove\u0148 sa anga\u017euje v\u00a0ochrane pr\u00edrody, pom\u00e1hala aj Greenpeace s\u00a0kampa\u0148ou Save the Arctic. A\u00a0je spr\u00e1vne \u201estrelen\u00e1\u201c. Pokia\u013e ide o\u00a0 autority, s\u00a0nimi m\u00e1m podobn\u00fd probl\u00e9m, \u010do sa ob\u010das prejavuje nedostatkom re\u0161pektu.<\/p>\n

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4. Sylvia Plath nap\u00edsala kni\u017eku ver\u0161ovan\u00fdch rozpr\u00e1vok pre deti e\u0161te ako bezdetn\u00e1. V\u00a0mladosti ju mu\u010dili pochybnosti, \u017ee ke\u010f sa \u017eena vyd\u00e1 a porod\u00ed\u00a0deti, je to, akoby jej \u201evymyli mozog\u201c. B\u00e1la sa, \u017ee strat\u00ed schopnos\u0165 p\u00edsa\u0165 b\u00e1sne \u201epri sma\u017een\u00ed vaj\u00ed\u010dok pre nejak\u00e9ho mu\u017ea\u201c.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Paradoxne, pod\u013ea knihy Pytliakove \u017eeny, ktor\u00e1 rekon\u0161truuje Sylviin \u017eivot, si po naroden\u00ed prv\u00e9ho die\u0165a\u0165a na\u010das obrazne povedan\u00e9 \u201emozog vymy\u0165 nechala\u201c. Sylvia toti\u017e nezn\u00e1\u0161ala men\u0161tru\u00e1ciu, mala z\u00a0nej depresie a\u00a0zistila, \u017ee po\u010das tehotenstva, ke\u010f men\u0161tru\u00e1cia neprich\u00e1dza a\u00a0rastie v\u00a0nej nov\u00fd \u017eivot, je omnoho \u0161\u0165astnej\u0161ia. Z\u00e1rove\u0148 sa vy\u017e\u00edvala v\u00a0dom\u00e1cich pr\u00e1cach, rada varila, piekla, hrala sa s\u00a0de\u0165mi, bola \u201ev\u00e1\u017ena\u201c gazdinka, \u010do v\u0161ak nemalo \u017eiadny vplyv na jej p\u00edsanie. Pre\u010do by aj malo ma\u0165, v\u0161ak\u017ee? Ve\u010f materstvo nie je choroba. Ja sa na materstvo te\u0161\u00edm. Neboj\u00edm sa, \u017ee by mi \u201evymylo mozog\u201c, sk\u00f4r roz\u0161\u00edri moje obzory v\u00a0doteraz nepresk\u00faman\u00fdch oblastiach. P\u00edsanie v\u00a0sebe bu\u010f m\u00e1te, alebo nem\u00e1te.<\/p>\n

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5. Al\u017ebetu, kr\u00e1\u013eovn\u00fa Matku,<\/strong> udr\u017eovalo svie\u017eou \u0161ampansk\u00e9 a\u00a0gin s tonikom, ktor\u00e9 vraj pravidelne p\u00edjavala a\u017e do neskorej staroby. A\u00a0do\u017eila sa \u00factyhodn\u00e9ho veku: 101 rokov.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Biele such\u00e9 v\u00edno, posilka, zdrav\u00e9 jedlo s\u00a0ob\u010dasn\u00fdmi prehre\u0161kami, poh\u013ead na more a\u00a0ve\u013ea smiechu s\u00a0priate\u013emi a rodinou. To je nie\u010do, \u010do pri \u017eivote bude dr\u017ea\u0165 m\u0148a. Moment\u00e1lne mi k\u00a0tomu ch\u00fdba \u010dastej\u0161\u00ed poh\u013ead na more, ale pracujem aj na tom… Z\u00e1kladom je by\u0165 vyrovnan\u00e1 sama so sebou. Vedie\u0165 o\u00a0svojich kvalit\u00e1ch a\u00a0neb\u00e1\u0165 sa svojich ch\u00fdb.<\/p>\n

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6. Annie Girardot vyhl\u00e1sila: \u201eBy\u0165 hercom znamen\u00e1 rozplyn\u00fa\u0165 sa v\u00a0\u017eivotoch ostatn\u00fdch.\u201c<\/strong><\/p>\n

By\u0165 poetkou znamen\u00e1 ob\u010das aj zaznamen\u00e1va\u0165 detaily zo\u00a0\u017eivotov ostatn\u00fdch, ktor\u00e9 by sa inak rozplynuli.<\/p>\n

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7. Pippi Dlh\u00e1 Pan\u010ducha rada vym\u00fd\u0161\u013eala nov\u00e9 slov\u00e1. Ke\u010f varila, pospevovala si: \u201eU\u017e to polet\u00ed na omelety, u\u017e sa to pomiesi na omelesy, u\u017e sa to popra\u017e\u00ed na omala\u017ei.\u201c Alebo vyna\u0161la slovo \u0161punk a\u00a0i\u0161la ho h\u013eada\u0165.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ma\u0165 ve\u013ek\u00fa fant\u00e1ziu je obrovsk\u00fd dar. Dok\u00e1za\u0165 si vymyslie\u0165 magick\u00e9 svety, \u010darovn\u00e9 postavy, \u00fa\u017easn\u00e9 pr\u00edbehy. Fant\u00e1zia je v\u0161ak aj dar predstavi\u0165 si veci, ktor\u00e9 mo\u017eno nie s\u00fa a\u017e tak\u00e9 pr\u00edjemn\u00e9. Minim\u00e1lne t\u00fdmto druh\u00fdm druhom fant\u00e1zie disponujem od detstva aj ja. Dok\u00e1\u017eem si predstavi\u0165 najdesivej\u0161ie veci, doslova sa vystresova\u0165, a\u017e paralyzova\u0165. To mi zostalo dodnes, priate\u013e sa mi niekedy smeje, \u017ee by som mala robi\u0165 ministerku kon\u0161pir\u00e1ci\u00ed, lebo svoje pr\u00edbehy dok\u00e1\u017eem ob\u010das dotiahnu\u0165 do vra\u017eednej \u201edokonalosti\u201c.<\/p>\n

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8. <\/strong>Pani Haydnov\u00e1, man\u017eelka sl\u00e1vneho hudobn\u00e9ho skladate\u013ea, bola riadna potvora, svojmu mu\u017eovi robila v\u0161eli\u010do napriek: jeho notov\u00e9 z\u00e1znamy pou\u017e\u00edvala ako papier na pe\u010denie alebo si na ne nat\u00e1\u010dala vlasy. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Neviem teda, \u010d\u00edm ju p\u00e1n Haydn tak ve\u013emi vyt\u00e1\u010dal, ale pre tento druh pomsty nem\u00e1m ve\u013ek\u00e9 pochopenie. Aj ke\u010f, prizn\u00e1vam, raz som v\u00a0amoku aj ja vyhadzovala periny z\u00a0okna, to ke\u010f mi b\u00fdval\u00fd ozn\u00e1mil, \u017ee v\u00a0nich p\u00e1chal nepr\u00edstojnosti s istou\u00a0sle\u010dnou… Vo\u00a0svetle t\u00fdchto okolnost\u00ed mal\u00e9 prieky pani Haydnovej vyznievaj\u00fa ako mil\u00e9 hunc\u00fatstva, haha. Pravdou je, \u017ee n\u00e1m ob\u010das em\u00f3cie dok\u00e1\u017eu par\u00e1dne zastrie\u0165 racion\u00e1lne uva\u017eovanie a\u00a0my sa potom s\u00a0odstupom \u010dasu div\u00edme, ako sme to, dopekla, dok\u00e1zali urobi\u0165…<\/p>\n

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9. Jane Austin kritici vy\u010d\u00edtali, \u017ee ignoruje dejiny. \u010co tam po tom, \u017ee po\u010das jej \u017eivota s\u0165ali hlavu M\u00e1rii Antoinette, admir\u00e1l Nelson bojoval s\u00a0Napoleonom, ju zauj\u00edmalo akur\u00e1t to, kto kde a\u00a0s\u00a0k\u00fdm na tom jej malom zaprdenom vidieku…<\/strong><\/p>\n

A\u00a0vid\u00edte, aj tak sa o\u00a0nej dnes u\u010d\u00edme v\u00a0\u0161kole. Pri p\u00edsan\u00ed je d\u00f4le\u017eit\u00e9 ma\u0165 svoju v\u00edziu a\u00a0\u00eds\u0165 si za \u0148ou. \u010ci u\u017e ide o\u00a0po\u00e9ziu, alebo o\u00a0pr\u00f3zu, ak by \u010dlovek neust\u00e1le po\u010d\u00faval iba to, \u010do mu hovoria kritici a\u00a0n\u00e1sledne by sa tomu prisp\u00f4soboval, asi by sa v tom \u010doskoro stratil, pr\u00edpadne zo\u0161alel.<\/p>\n

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10. Sartrova milenka<\/strong> (jedna z\u00a0mnoh\u00fdch) o\u00a0poste\u013en\u00fdch t\u00eate<\/em><\/strong>–\u00e0-t\u00eate<\/em>s\u00a0<\/strong>franc\u00fazskym filozofom a\u00a0spisovate\u013eom povedala: \u201eVnikol do \u010dloveka ako tank, ako skuto\u010dn\u00fd tank. No nie penisom, ale slovami…\u201c<\/strong><\/p>\n

Slov\u00e1 dok\u00e1\u017eu poriadne zamota\u0165 hlavu. Niekedy m\u00f4\u017eu by\u0165 silnej\u0161ie ako dotyk alebo bozk. Nech\u00e1vaj\u00fa toti\u017e rozohra\u0165 na\u0161u fant\u00e1ziu a\u00a0my si ich v\u00fdznam predstav\u00edme po svojom. Napr\u00edklad ja som odmali\u010dka sn\u00edvala, \u017ee mi nejak\u00fd mu\u017e bude p\u00edsa\u0165 dobr\u00e9 (!!!) b\u00e1sne. Zatia\u013e je to v\u0161ak tak, \u017ee p\u00ed\u0161em ja b\u00e1sne o\u00a0mu\u017eoch (smiech). So slovami to treba vedie\u0165, lebo vedia by\u0165 aj pekne otravn\u00e9.<\/p>\n

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Simonetta Zalov\u00e1<\/p>\n

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Druh\u00fa desiatku ot\u00e1zok a\u00a0Mirkin\u00fdch odpoved\u00ed n\u00e1jdete v okt\u00f3brovom \u010d\u00edsle MIAU (2016)<\/em><\/p>\n

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    Toto s\u00fa B\u00e1sni\u010dky pre dom\u00e1ce pani\u010dky: o Daniele a\u00a0neznesite\u013enej \u013eahkosti prania, o\u00a0Bohdane, sm\u00fatku a\u00a0ako ho roztrieska\u0165 o\u00a0papier, o\u00a0Veronike a\u00a0tichu pripom\u00ednaj\u00facom hroziv\u00fd \u0161krek motorovej v\u00edly (lebo s\u00fa noci bez noc\u00ed a\u00a0noci bezmoci), o\u00a0Dorote a da\u017edi \u010do ju obchytk\u00e1va, o\u00a0chvoste psa, o\u00a0\u017dofii a\u00a0tom, pre\u010do je dobr\u00e1 milenka pre man\u017eelku na nezaplatenie…   Poetka Mirka \u00c1belov\u00e1 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3361,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-etc","category-oktober-2016"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3356"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3356\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3366,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3356\/revisions\/3366"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}