{"id":6752,"date":"2019-06-10T12:58:15","date_gmt":"2019-06-10T10:58:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/?p=6752"},"modified":"2019-06-10T12:58:15","modified_gmt":"2019-06-10T10:58:15","slug":"nie-skapandre-skafandre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/nie-skapandre-skafandre\/","title":{"rendered":"Nie skapandre, skafandre!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>To\u0165 mi kdesi v novin\u00e1ch polo\u017eili ot\u00e1zku, \u017ee \u010do by som si vzala do vesm\u00edru okrem skafandru. Napadlo mi, \u017ee onedlho, mo\u017eno u\u017e o p\u00e1r rokov, bude t\u00e1to ot\u00e1zka aktu\u00e1lna&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ke\u010f som bola mal\u00e1, na hodin\u00e1ch v\u00fdtvarnej v\u00fdchovy sme \u010dasto kreslili svet v roku 2000 &#8211; aut\u00e1 vo vzduchu, tabletky namiesto obeda, \u013eud\u00ed v\u00a0skafandroch, pr\u00edpadne s tykadlami&#8230; Mimochodom, na tieto obr\u00e1zky som si spomenula minule v bratislavskej elektri\u010dke, jednotke, ktor\u00e1 \u0161la z hlavnej stanice dolu na N\u00e1mestie SNP. Po prv\u00e9, rozosmial ma \u017eensk\u00fd hlas v mikrof\u00f3ne, ktor\u00fd zvestoval cestuj\u00facim, \u017ee sa bl\u00ed\u017ei N\u00e1mestie SNP a vz\u00e1p\u00e4t\u00ed pekne v\u0161etko prelo\u017eil do angli\u010dtiny a ozn\u00e1mil to aj cudzincom, ktor\u00ed v elektri\u010dke neboli. A po druh\u00e9, t\u00ed \u010do v tej elektri\u010dke boli, v\u0161etci \u0161\u00fachali prstami po displejoch a mobilovali, no a e\u0161te po\u010d\u00favali hudbu zo sl\u00fachadiel.<\/p>\n<p>Nie tykadl\u00e1, sl\u00fachadl\u00e1, pomyslela som si! Na okn\u00e1ch n\u00e1pis, aby ste ich neotv\u00e1rali, lebo dopravn\u00fd prostriedok je klimatizovan\u00fd. Aj v angli\u010dtine.<\/p>\n<p>Vyst\u00fapila som a osral ma vt\u00e1k. Na\u0161\u0165astie. Vo vzduchu \u017eiadne aut\u00e1, \u201ezat\u00edm je to dobr\u00fd&#8230;\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Tak \u010do by som si namiesto toho skafandru??? Nu\u017e, ja asi ani ten. A ani keby sa ma to t\u00fdkalo. Nenosievam nohavice, v kasni m\u00e1m len py\u017eamov\u00e9 a ozaj, e\u0161te jedny \u010dierne, zvan\u00e9 h\u00e1remky, \u0161irok\u00e9 ako suk\u0148a, na doma a do z\u00e1hrady, ale ani tie som si nek\u00fapila a od kohosi ich dostala&#8230; Ke\u010f m\u00f4jmu synovi ch\u00fdbal v man\u010dafte brank\u00e1r, \u201ebr\u00e1nila\u201c som v sukni, v sukni som chodievala na brann\u00e9 cvi\u010denie a priv\u00e1dzala telocvik\u00e1rov do \u0161ialenstva, v sukni \u010di v \u0161at\u00e1ch som pochodovala lesom, plazila sa, v sukni \u010di v \u0161at\u00e1ch som \u0161portovala, opekala, randila, chodila do \u0161koly aj pr\u00e1ce, do kaviarn\u00ed, do z\u00e1hrady, na bylinky, na stromy aj do kajaku, na cesty, dokonca m\u00e1m jedny obstaro\u017en\u00e9 pohodln\u00e9 \u0161aty, ktor\u00e9 mi bolo \u013e\u00fato vyhodi\u0165, tak v nich sp\u00e1vam, a preto\u017ee s\u00fa \u010dierne, zav\u0161e sa c\u00edtim ako madam Adamsov\u00e1! Psst, ned\u00e1vam moc ani py\u017eamov\u00fdm nohaviciam, m\u00f4j obor s\u00fa no\u010dn\u00e9 ko\u0161ele. R\u00f4znej d\u013a\u017eky, vzorov, proveniencie!<\/p>\n<p>Po\u010fme k t\u00fdm skafandrom. Keby sa za\u010dali povinne nosi\u0165 skafandre (len d\u00fafam, \u017ee tu u\u017e nebudem, ke\u010f sa tak stane), ja budem protestova\u0165! To, \u010domu sa hovor\u00ed futuristick\u00e1 m\u00f3da, je pre m\u0148a v mojej vekovej kateg\u00f3rii na\u0161\u0165astie out.<\/p>\n<p>Zav\u0161e \u010d\u00edtaj\u00fac n\u00e1zvy umel\u00fdch vl\u00e1kien, s dojat\u00edm spom\u00ednam na babi\u010dku a jej, vlastne tie\u017e v tom \u010dase dos\u0165 komplikovan\u00e9 n\u00e1zvy l\u00e1tok, z ktor\u00fdch mala \u0161aty &#8211; \u0161antung, barchet, \u0161if\u00f3n, buret, krepde\u0161\u00edn, \u017eor\u017eet&#8230; Tie mali cveng! Po\u010dujete ho? Ten cveng som myslela.<\/p>\n<p>Syntetick\u00e9 vl\u00e1kna s\u00fa ako vlas dlh\u00e9, tenu\u010dk\u00e9 nite, ktor\u00e9 pou\u017e\u00edvame na v\u00fdrobu l\u00e1tok. Existuj\u00fa tri druhy &#8211; jeden je vyroben\u00fd z l\u00e1tky zn\u00e1mej pod n\u00e1zvom celul\u00f3za, ktor\u00e1 sa nach\u00e1dza v rastlin\u00e1ch, druh\u00fd sa vyr\u00e1ba hlavne z ropy a tret\u00ed z miner\u00e1lnych l\u00e1tok.\u00a0Joj, mamo, \u010dlove\u010diny niet! Ale teraz si zakryte o\u010di a slab\u0161ie n\u00e1tury aj u\u0161i &#8211; teryl\u00e9n, acet\u00e1t, triacet\u00e1t, polym\u00e9ry a z nich l\u00e1tky s n\u00e1zvami ako d\u00e1ke zakl\u00ednadl\u00e1 &#8211; akryl,\u00a0elastan, kashmilon, latex, lycra, modal, nylon, polyamid, polyester, polypropyl\u00e9n, visk\u00f3za&#8230; Dobr\u00e9 \u010do? Zvyk\u00e1me si.<\/p>\n<p>Mimochodom, v m\u00e1ji st\u00e1le pr\u0161alo, chcelo by to tu\u0161\u00edm na jese\u0148 nov\u00fd bal\u00f3nov\u00fd pl\u00e1\u0161\u0165.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Trenchcoat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Te\u0161\u00ed ma, Veronika! (Na miestach, kde sa vraj oble\u010denie produkuje, vedia kra\u013euj\u00facu farbu bud\u00facej sez\u00f3ny odhadn\u00fa\u0165 pod\u013ea toho, ak\u00fa farbu m\u00e1 ich rieka. Aj tak\u00fdto je dnes svet. Mimochodom, e\u0161te st\u00e1le najlep\u0161ie miesto, kam sa narodi\u0165.)<\/p>\n<p>V nede\u013eu som &#8211; v sukni!!! &#8211; bola na bazov\u00fdch kvetoch. U n\u00e1s sa zbiera kvet, na \u0161\u0165avu \u010di sirup, ale na jese\u0148 aj bobule, na sirup \u010di do v\u00edna ako farbivo. To je ten lep\u0161\u00ed pr\u00edpad. Mysl\u00edm, s v\u00ednom. Tu, v Modre sa baze hovor\u00ed hular.<\/p>\n<p>Zbierali sme tie kvety do ko\u0161\u00edka, ktor\u00fd si pam\u00e4t\u00e1 e\u0161te moju babi\u010dku Jolanku, varili ho pod\u013ea rodinn\u00e9ho receptu, nalievali do sklen\u00fdch poh\u00e1rov a neprid\u00e1vali \u017eiadne kyseliny a stabiliz\u00e1tory! Za modransk\u00fdmi humnami sme stretli dvoch n\u00e1dhern\u00fdch ba\u017eantov a jedn\u00e9ho naradovan\u00e9ho zajaca, po\u010duli kuka\u0165 kuku\u010dky, j\u00f3dlova\u0165 vlhy a spieva\u0165 sl\u00e1vika, kontrovali im z \u010dere\u0161ne drozdy a \u0161korce, a vo\u0148ali ag\u00e1ty, bazov\u00fd kvet, a kvitli \u0161\u00edpov\u00e9 ru\u017ee, no a dolu v Modre n\u00e1m zvonili zvony, \u017ee teraz, pr\u00e1ve teraz sa v kostole modlia m\u00e1jov\u00e9 lit\u00e1nie, a ja som si predstavila po jednom v\u0161etk\u00fdch, \u010do na ne chodia, v\u0161etk\u00fdch po mene a predstavila som si ich miesta v kostoln\u00fdch laviciach, ich baloniaky a svetre, tak dobre sa tu my niektor\u00ed pozn\u00e1me! Dokonca by som vedela op\u00edsa\u0165 zlat\u00e9 n\u00e1u\u0161ni\u010dky viacer\u00fdch d\u00e1m, ktor\u00e9 sed\u00e1vaj\u00fa predo mnou v kostoln\u00fdch laviciach, pozn\u00e1m v\u00f4ne ich pepitov\u00fdch \u010di tren\u010dkotov\u00fdch kab\u00e1tov, od naftal\u00ednu a\u017e po parfumy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ale! Minule som doma vys\u00e1vala a na\u0161la pod stolom v ob\u00fdva\u010dke ak\u00e9si sl\u00fachadl\u00e1, hovor\u00edm dc\u00e9re, odnes ich synovi a ona ich vezme, poobzer\u00e1 si ich a hovor\u00ed, to nie s\u00fa jeho, on m\u00e1 in\u00e9 a nie s\u00fa ani moje, moje s\u00fa tu, a uk\u00e1\u017ee mi navlas rovnak\u00e9 biele sl\u00fachadl\u00e1. V duchu sa usmejem. Detail is all! Podrobnos\u0165 je v\u0161etko. Na detailoch stoj\u00ed svet! Svet pr\u00edrodn\u00fdch aj umel\u00fdch vl\u00e1kien, \u0161iat aj sl\u00fachadiel na po\u010d\u00favanie hudby.<\/p>\n<p>V bud\u00facnosti to tak mo\u017eno bude aj s detailmi va\u0161ich skafandrov. Ja si skafander nikdy neoble\u010diem dobrovo\u013ene, iba v ohrozen\u00ed \u017eivota pr\u00edrodnou katastrofou. Mimochodom, \u0161vagrova babi\u010dka nevravela skafander, ale skapander, a ozaj, vegetari\u00e1nom vravievala veter\u00e1ny! U\u017e ne\u017eije, ale dodnes sa na tom cel\u00e1 rodina zab\u00e1va.<\/p>\n<p>Ja v\u00e1m, mlad\u0161\u00edm, \u017eel\u00e1m svet pln\u00fd vt\u00e1kov, stromov, zvierat a riek, aby ste si nikdy nemuseli obliec\u0165 \u017eiadne skapandre a skafandre iba vtedy, ke\u010f p\u00f4jdete na dajak\u00fa space promenade, prech\u00e1dzku vesm\u00edrom kdesi na Mars na zmrzlinu&#8230; D\u00fafam, \u017ee sa z n\u00e1s, milovn\u00edkov \u0161iat, raz nestan\u00fa veter\u00e1ny. Ja toti\u017e nav\u017edy d\u00e1vam prednos\u0165 \u0161at\u00e1m. Jedny dlh\u00e9 modr\u00e9 vo\u00e1lov\u00e9 m\u00e1m pr\u00e1ve vyhliadnut\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Vo\u0148av\u00fd j\u00fan v dajak\u00fdch nov\u00fdch \u0161at\u00e1ch v\u00e1m \u017eel\u00e1 va\u0161a Veve.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Veronika \u0160ikulov\u00e1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; To\u0165 mi kdesi v novin\u00e1ch polo\u017eili ot\u00e1zku, \u017ee \u010do by som si vzala do vesm\u00edru okrem skafandru. Napadlo mi, \u017ee onedlho, mo\u017eno u\u017e o p\u00e1r rokov, bude t\u00e1to ot\u00e1zka aktu\u00e1lna&#8230; Ke\u010f som bola mal\u00e1, na hodin\u00e1ch v\u00fdtvarnej v\u00fdchovy sme \u010dasto kreslili svet v roku 2000 &#8211; aut\u00e1 vo vzduchu, tabletky namiesto obeda, \u013eud\u00ed v\u00a0skafandroch, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4178,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fejton","category-jun-2019"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6752"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6752\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6753,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6752\/revisions\/6753"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}