{"id":8896,"date":"2021-06-08T09:45:40","date_gmt":"2021-06-08T07:45:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/?p=8896"},"modified":"2021-06-08T09:45:40","modified_gmt":"2021-06-08T07:45:40","slug":"je-suis-ryba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/je-suis-ryba\/","title":{"rendered":"Je suis ryba"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Netreba more, ani onakvej\u0161iu pl\u00e1vaciu plochu s v\u00fdh\u013eadmi, sta\u010d\u00ed baz\u00e9n, v\u00f4\u0148a chl\u00f3ru, mokr\u00e9 vlasy, miner\u00e1lka na ulici, plavky na radi\u00e1tore. Dobre, medzit\u00fdm joga. Rybo, zaber!<\/p>\n<p>Je j\u00fan, kos\u00edme tr\u00e1vu, vo\u0148aj\u00fa ru\u017ee a zajtra plavo\u0161ka, no kto to kedy videl, v lete, pln\u00e1 \u013eud\u00ed, \u201eNie je tu miesto, kri\u010dal na Alicu apr\u00edlov\u00fd zajac, sediac za stolom\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>A je jeden zvuk, ktor\u00fd pripom\u00edna \u010d\u013eapkanie na brehu, ve\u013emi jemn\u00fd, takmer nebadan\u00fd, v\u017edy sa mu zaradujem&#8230; jasn\u00e9, \u017ee v nejakej hudbe.<\/p>\n<p>Joga, savasana: myslite si na miesto, ktor\u00e9 m\u00e1te radi, na miesto, kde sa c\u00edtite dobre, kde sa v\u00e1m p\u00e1\u010dilo alebo kde by ste radi boli, predstavujte si ho: napriek tomu, \u010do sa o\u010dak\u00e1va, asi New York, nedopit\u00e1 k\u00e1va na stole, alebo nie, Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, miesto, kde sa spoja rieky, na mieste, kde sa sp\u00e1jaj\u00fa rieky v\u00a0Grenobli, je podobn\u00e1 slu\u010dka v\u00f4d, nejak\u00e1 voda, mo\u017eno more, alebo olivov\u00e9 h\u00e1je okolo Florencie, hocijak\u00e1 voda, modransk\u00fd rybn\u00edk, ako sa r\u00e1no zrkadl\u00ed, odr\u00e1\u017eaj\u00fa sa v \u0148om okn\u00e1 pek\u00e1rne, pek\u00e1re\u0148 vo vode, \u010diasi ruka v okne pr\u00e1\u0161i utierku, vo vode, to miesto, m\u00f4j pezinsk\u00fd baz\u00e9n na plav\u00e1rni&#8230; predstavte si, ako tam vonia&#8230; chl\u00f3r, zavolajte tam niekoho, s k\u00fdm by ste tam chceli by\u0165, s k\u00fdm je v\u00e1m dobre&#8230; ktovie, \u010di chodia pl\u00e1va\u0165 recep\u010dn\u00e9, ke\u010f tam nik nie je, t\u00e1 \u010dierna a t\u00e1 kr\u00e1tkovlas\u00e1, v pondelok sa tam zastav\u00edm a nazriem, pona\u0165ahujte sa, pomali\u010dky sa vracajte nazad, koniec v\u00fdletu.<\/p>\n<p>Alebo, to boli Vianoce, toto bola par\u00e1da, na\u0161e rann\u00e9 pl\u00e1vanice s tetou Lenou. Najkraj\u0161ie chv\u00edle v baz\u00e9ne. Len \u010do som pri\u0161la domov, u\u017e sa mi zdalo, \u017ee som nejako dlho such\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>Tla\u010d\u00edme sa v baz\u00e9ne ako v elektri\u010dke alebo v sardinkovej konzerve.<\/p>\n<p>Som ryba. Moja prv\u00e1 l\u00e1ska, plav\u010d\u00edk zo Senca. Ke\u010f mi mama nenechala na stole peniaze na autobus (Nejde\u0161 nikam, upratuj!), ubzikla som a vybrala sa neboj\u00e1cne stopom. Tak\u00e1 som zamilovan\u00e1 a unaven\u00e1 z toho k\u00fapaliska, slnka a l\u00e1sky, \u017ee ve\u010der som sa c\u00edtila, akoby som sa vr\u00e1tila z\u00a0osemhodinovej \u0161ichty.<\/p>\n<p>Mimochodom, n\u00e1\u0161 tatko bol \u00fapln\u00fd k\u00fapaliskov\u00fd maniak. V\u00a0aute mal pln\u00fd kufor plaviek a vlhk\u00fdch farebn\u00fdch osu\u0161iek v r\u00f4znom stave rozkladu, ako\u017ee \u010do keby sa n\u00e1hodou niekde vyskytla voda, v ktorej sa d\u00e1 pl\u00e1va\u0165, okam\u017eite tasil plavky, \u017ee na, tieto mi hentam preper a tam prines, no a z\u00e1sadne ich v\u017edy potom pri odchode a prezliekan\u00ed stratil a nemohol n\u00e1js\u0165, potom si k\u00fapil in\u00e9, nov\u00e9, n\u00e1padne sa v\u017edy navz\u00e1jom podobali, niekedy vlastnil aj dvoje \u010di troje rovnak\u00e9, medzit\u00fdm sa tie star\u00e9 objavili treb\u00e1rs v ko\u0161i s jedlom, boli preprat\u00e9 a odvelen\u00e9 k ostatn\u00fdm do kufra auta pre str\u00fd\u010dka pr\u00edhodu&#8230; Po druh\u00e9, v\u017edy sme si niesli na kupko stra\u0161ne, ale naozaj stra\u0161ne ve\u013ea jedla, v\u0161elijak\u00e9 syry, sal\u00e1my a klob\u00e1sy, pa\u0161t\u00e9tu, zastavili sme sa u babi\u010dky v\u00a0Bernol\u00e1kove, a t\u00e1 n\u00e1m nabalila zo desa\u0165 k\u00edl marh\u00fa\u013e a prezret\u00fdch hru\u0161iek, misu r\u00edbezl\u00ed a my sme to v\u0161etko terigali so sebou, vyzerali sme, ako\u017ee \u010dak\u00e1me e\u0161te \u010fal\u0161\u00edch dvadsa\u0165 \u013eud\u00ed, sestre st\u00e1le padala k\u00e1ro deka a sto uter\u00e1kov a v\u00f4bec, v\u0161etko to b\u00fdvalo nejak\u00e9 ovl\u00e1\u010den\u00e9, obe sme z\u00e1pasili s n\u00e1kladom jedla, lebo n\u00e1\u0161 tato si niesol iba okuliare a noviny a navigoval n\u00e1s ako gener\u00e1l, pod ktor\u00fd strom sa zlo\u017e\u00edme a za nami sa hnal roj sm\u00e4dn\u00fdch \u00f4s a v\u010diel a m\u00fach, mne z\u00e1le\u017ealo iba na tom, aby som bola \u010do naj\u010falej od plav\u010d\u00edkov.<\/p>\n<p>Hne\u010f, ako sme sa usadili na deke, vyrazil n\u00e1\u0161 tato h\u013eada\u0165 \u010fal\u0161iu potravu! Ke\u010f prich\u00e1dzal, niesol si oby\u010dajne v papierovom poh\u00e1riku pivo a \u010fal\u0161ie noviny a u\u017e z\u010faleka kri\u010dal, \u017ee aj n\u00e1m dvom so sestrou k\u00fapil kofolu, len si m\u00e1me \u00eds\u0165 po \u0148u, lebo ju nemal ako vzia\u0165, no a cestou sp\u00e4\u0165 sa m\u00e1me zastavi\u0165 aj v st\u00e1nku s mel\u00f3nmi, lebo k\u00fapil \u017elt\u00fd aj \u010derven\u00fd, lebo nevedel, ktor\u00fd m\u00e1me rad\u0161ej, ja ani jeden, vytasil aj jednu kukuricu, ale len jednu, obe sme mu ju stra\u0161ne z\u00e1videli, dal n\u00e1m ju oby\u010dajne s t\u00fdm, \u017ee na, zjedzte to, nie je dobr\u00e1, nevedia to vari\u0165&#8230; Zvalil sa na deku, nasadil si okuliare a \u010d\u00edtal noviny. My sme \u0161li po mel\u00f3ny, vadiac sa o t\u00fa kukuricu, v\u00e4\u010d\u0161ie mel\u00f3ny od t\u00fdch na\u0161ich u\u017e nemali a potom sme sa dr\u017eali od tatu\u0161ka \u010do naj\u010falej, lebo pohybova\u0165 sa v okol\u00ed n\u00e1\u0161ho tata, znamenalo sl\u00fa\u017ei\u0165, jes\u0165 a ko\u0161tova\u0165, kr\u00e1ja\u0165 raj\u010diny, um\u00fdva\u0165 papriku a n\u00f4\u017e, odr\u00e1\u017ea\u0165 dotierav\u00fd hmyz, ne\u0161uchota\u0165 a neru\u0161i\u0165, po\u010d\u00fava\u0165 a po\u010d\u00fava\u0165 a po\u010d\u00fava\u0165&#8230; K\u00fdm sa \u0161iel tato namo\u010di\u0165 a zapl\u00e1va\u0165 si, obe sme ho ohov\u00e1rali a natierali jedna druhej chrb\u00e1t vo\u0148av\u00fdm olejom Nubian alebo Kreola, j\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1j, no a po tretie!, tatove \u201eNatri mi chrb\u00e1t, Verona!\u201c. Dodnes m\u00e1m pred sebou ten jeho chrb\u00e1t ako mapu! \u010co sme sa ho obe nanatierali a namas\u00edrovali! Tuto, tuto hore, na krku, rozotri mi to!<\/p>\n<p>No a potom sme na tom kupku tak\u00ed natret\u00ed sedeli a jedli, tato sa zo dva razy namo\u010dil, oby\u010dajne na ni\u010d nemal chu\u0165, naopak, e\u0161te sa pre\u0161iel popri st\u00e1nkoch s jedlom a vo\u013ea\u010do si tam sk\u00f4r zo zvedavosti ako od hladu dal, ba priniesol aj n\u00e1m, ako\u017ee ochutna\u0165, jes\u0165 sme museli len my, ustavi\u010dne sme kutrali v tom na\u0161om ko\u0161i s jedlom, zospodu sa tam vyn\u00e1rali r\u00f4zne rozmlia\u017eden\u00e9 prekvapenia, rozlievali sme okolo seba malinovku, plav\u010d\u00edk sa na m\u0148a posme\u0161ne o\u0161kleboval, ved\u013ea neho dve ochechule v \u017elt\u00fdch bikin\u00e1ch&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ke\u010f sme \u0161li do vody, tatovi pukali kolen\u00e1. A sestra b\u00fdvala tak\u00e1 op\u00e1len\u00e1 ako kreolka.<\/p>\n<p>Pr\u00edchodom domov sa n\u00e1\u0161 z\u00e1pas s jedlom neskon\u010dil, naopak, tato n\u00e1s vyhodil z auta pred domom: \u201eIcte u\u017e s t\u00fdm jedlom do rici!\u201c Medzit\u00fdm v\u0161ak do ko\u0161a pribudli kva\u0161\u00e1ky, z ktor\u00fdch tiekla \u00faplne tepl\u00e1 a smrad\u013eav\u00e1 tekutina rovno do jedla, z mel\u00f3nov sa stalo \u010dosi, \u010do v \u010cech\u00e1ch naz\u00fdvaj\u00fa prejt a do r\u00edbezl\u00ed sa pred odchodom nechtiac posadil tato, ke\u010f sa ob\u00faval. Navrchu n\u00e1\u0161ho ko\u0161a tr\u00f3nili tatove tyrkysov\u00e9 plavky!<\/p>\n<p>Odkedy zomrel, je na ka\u017edom k\u00fapalisku nuda.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00a0tatom sme chodievali pl\u00e1va\u0165 aj na rybn\u00edk na P\u00edlu, do Budmer\u00edc, na priehradu alebo aj do Senca. St\u00e1le vozil tie svoje vlhk\u00e9 plavky v kufri auta. Pl\u00e1vali sme pomali\u010dky ved\u013ea seba, tato rozpr\u00e1val a rozpr\u00e1val, \u013eahol si na hladinu, rozpr\u00e1val mi, sed\u00e1vala som hocikedy na brehu a niekedy som musela zjes\u0165 kol\u00e1\u010de, ktor\u00e9 priniesol, z vody na m\u0148a vykrikoval \u201eVerona, po\u010d\u00fava\u0161 ma?\u201c Okolo lietali v\u00e1\u017eky aj vodn\u00e9 pav\u00faky ob\u010das brnkali nohami po hladine, inokedy sme stretli vo vode u\u017eovku.<\/p>\n<p>Rada sa pozer\u00e1m do vody. Akejko\u013evek. Slanej, sladkej, chl\u00f3rovej.<\/p>\n<p>V baz\u00e9ne som ka\u017ed\u00fd de\u0148. Cez obed n\u00e1s neb\u00fdva ve\u013ea. Zav\u0161e pr\u00eddem sk\u00f4r ako ostatn\u00ed a som na plav\u00e1rni sama. Keby som vedela vysko\u010di\u0165, urobi\u0165 vo vzduchu salto a dopadn\u00fa\u0165 na hladinu, urob\u00edm to od radosti. V duchu to robievam. \u010casto pl\u00e1vam so zatvoren\u00fdmi o\u010dami.<\/p>\n<p>A hocikedy, doma, v pr\u00e1ci, v autobuse alebo uprostred rozp\u00edsan\u00e9ho textu si na tento svoj deviaty (?) ma\u010dac\u00ed \u017eivot vo vode spomeniem. Zav\u0161e mu v\u0161etk\u00fdch osem zvy\u0161n\u00fdch prisp\u00f4sob\u00edm. Spodn\u00e9 vody, \u010do obm\u00fdvaj\u00fa m\u00f4j svet&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Te\u0161\u00edte sa na leto? Na k\u00fapa\u010dky? J\u00fan je najkraj\u0161\u00ed mesiac. \u010cere\u0161ne, kvety, jahody, raj\u010diny, pr\u00e1zdniny s\u00fa pred nami, ale u\u017e sa d\u00e1 ok\u00fapa\u0165. Namast\u00e9! Ideme na to?<\/p>\n<p>Va\u0161a Veve<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Veronika \u0160ikulov\u00e1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Netreba more, ani onakvej\u0161iu pl\u00e1vaciu plochu s v\u00fdh\u013eadmi, sta\u010d\u00ed baz\u00e9n, v\u00f4\u0148a chl\u00f3ru, mokr\u00e9 vlasy, miner\u00e1lka na ulici, plavky na radi\u00e1tore. Dobre, medzit\u00fdm joga. Rybo, zaber! Je j\u00fan, kos\u00edme tr\u00e1vu, vo\u0148aj\u00fa ru\u017ee a zajtra plavo\u0161ka, no kto to kedy videl, v lete, pln\u00e1 \u013eud\u00ed, \u201eNie je tu miesto, kri\u010dal na Alicu apr\u00edlov\u00fd zajac, sediac za [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":7858,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,96],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fejton","category-jun-2021"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8896"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8896\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8898,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8896\/revisions\/8898"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}