NA \u00daVOD<\/p>\n
Veronika \u0160ikulov\u00e1<\/p>\n
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Kde bolo, tam bolelo. Bol raz jeden pes a ten sa volal Dun\u010do. Mohol sa vola\u0165 aj Artemis, Artan, Re\u017eko, ale nevedeli sme sa dohodn\u00fa\u0165 na mene, a tak sme mu dali meno Dun\u010do. Bol to Dalmat\u00ednec a mal najviac bodiek. Najviac zo v\u0161etk\u00fdch s\u00farodencov.<\/p>\n
Najsk\u00f4r bol mal\u00fd ako rukavica. Tak\u00e1 bodkovan\u00e1. Plakal a b\u00e1l sa. V\u0161etk\u00e9ho. Aj n\u00e1s. Dala som si na zem matrac, ako\u017ee aby neliezol do postele a sp\u00e1vala s n\u00edm na zemi. Aby sa neb\u00e1l a nebolo mu smutno za mamou. Dun\u010do k\u0148u\u010dal a caporil sa po mne. Makosil sa aj s t\u00fdmi svojimi bodkami, k\u00fdm sa neu\u010du\u010dkal.<\/p>\n
Zistila som, \u017ee sa te\u0161\u00edm domov z pr\u00e1ce, na matrac a na to mal\u00e9 mil\u00e9 bodkovan\u00e9 zvieratko. Dun\u010do v\u0161etko hr\u00fdzol. Aj na\u0161e ruky. Nevedel sa prit\u00fali\u0165, privin\u00fa\u0165, ako sa t\u00falia mal\u00ed ps\u00ed\u010dkovia, makosil sa a hr\u00fdzol. A pi\u0161al. Pi\u0161al v\u0161ade.<\/p>\n
Nau\u010d\u00ed sa, prestane pi\u0161a\u0165 aj hr\u00fdz\u0165, vraveli sme si.<\/p>\n
Dva mesiace som sp\u00e1vala na zemi aj s dc\u00e9rou, aby si Dun\u010do u n\u00e1s zvykol. Hladkala som ho, aby bol ne\u017enej\u0161\u00ed, lep\u0161\u00ed, mil\u0161\u00ed a nevedela sa vr\u00e1ti\u0165 na poste\u013e, lebo Dun\u010do chcel by\u0165 pri mne a skalova\u0165 po perin\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n
Napokon som mu ved\u013ea postele dala deku. Ruka spusten\u00e1 na zemi a Dun\u010do hr\u00fdzol. \u010co by mama nespravila! Ke\u010f som zaspala, vysko\u010dil na poste\u013e a skaloval po papl\u00f3ne ako po nejakom pohor\u00ed, potom sa u\u010du\u010dkal a zadrichmal. Robila som sa, \u017ee to neviem, \u017ee sp\u00edm. Mu\u017e sa hneval a nieko\u013ekokr\u00e1t za noc mil\u00e9ho Dun\u010da zhodil z postele.<\/p>\n
Asi za\u010dnem sp\u00e1va\u0165 na zemi.<\/p>\n
Dun\u010do zjedol prac\u00ed pr\u00e1\u0161ok. Pohotovos\u0165. Dun\u010do zjedol kamene, skoro pohotovos\u0165.<\/p>\n
Niekedy mu pri\u0161lo z\u00a0toho, \u010do pojedol zle. Obsah \u017eal\u00fadka: kamene, \u0161pag\u00e1tiky, lego, \u017eeliezko, gomb\u00edk, mackove o\u010dko, papieriky, k\u00fasok vrchn\u00e1ka z miner\u00e1lky…<\/p>\n
Nau\u010d\u00ed sa, ve\u010f u\u017e prestal pi\u0161a\u0165 vo vn\u00fatri, hovorili sme si.<\/p>\n
Dun\u010do cik\u00e1 pred dvere. Vyjde von a hne\u010f cik\u00e1. Keby nemusel chodi\u0165 von, vystrkuje len zadok.<\/p>\n
– Ten pes v\u00e1s nau\u010d\u00ed poriadku alebo skape, – hovorila na\u0161a mama.<\/p>\n
Ten pes si pam\u00e4tal, ako sme spolu sp\u00e1vali na zemi, a tak hne\u010f, ako sme zatvorili za sebou dvere, vysko\u010dil na poste\u013e, pos\u0165ahoval v\u0161etky papl\u00f3ny, navl\u00e1\u010dil ich na jednu kopu do kuchyne spolu s top\u00e1nkami, paraz\u00f3lom, kni\u017ekami, ta\u0161kami, vetrovkami, ktor\u00e9 podo\u010dahoval na ve\u0161iaku a urobil si pelech.<\/p>\n
Ten pes zjedol v\u0161etky dostupn\u00e9 ply\u0161\u00e1ky. Za\u010dali sme ich skr\u00fdva\u0165 do perin\u00e1ka. Za\u010dal jes\u0165 papl\u00f3ny, lebo tie sme nemali kam skry\u0165.<\/p>\n
Je to najr\u00fdchlej\u0161\u00ed pes na svete. Be\u017e\u00ed do kuchyne z izby, v papuli nesie papl\u00f3n, pust\u00ed ho na zem, be\u017e\u00ed nazad, v papuli nesie pera\u010dn\u00edk, vracia sa, nesie sveter, ten pust\u00ed na chodbe, vezme tenisku a upa\u013euje nazad, nesie ply\u0161\u00e1ka, do\u010diahne polopr\u00e1zdnu f\u013ea\u0161u s miner\u00e1lkou, obr\u00e1zok zo steny, \u010dasopis, misku, tri\u010dko, pono\u017eku, kr\u00e9m, Dun\u010do upratuje, o p\u00e4\u0165 min\u00fat m\u00e1me doma ako v tanku.<\/p>\n
Vonku je mu zima. Stoj\u00ed na terase a trasie sa od zimy, chce \u00eds\u0165 dnu. Ke\u010f otvor\u00edm dvere, rozbehne sa do z\u00e1hrady a vol\u00e1 ma. S\u00e1m tam nebude ani za svet a pi\u0161a\u0165 chod\u00ed pred dvere. Ako vysvetli\u0165 psovi v z\u00e1hrade, \u017ee tu nie a o p\u00e4\u0165 metrov \u00e1no?<\/p>\n
Doma m\u00e1me neporiadok.<\/p>\n
Pr\u00edde jar, nau\u010d\u00ed sa.<\/p>\n
Pri\u0161la jar. Nenau\u010dil sa.<\/p>\n
Sad\u00edme s mamou v z\u00e1hrade zeleninu a kvety, georg\u00edny a c\u00ednie, Dun\u010do sed\u00ed opodia\u013e a moja chor\u00e1 mama ho stra\u0161\u00ed pali\u010dkou. Opov\u00e1\u017e sa!<\/p>\n
A tak posl\u00facha. Hrabe jamu ne\u010faleko.<\/p>\n
Nap\u00ednam \u0161pag\u00e1t, zat\u013akam pali\u010dky, aby boli rovn\u00e9 hriadky, aby tu v pozore r\u00e1stli zelenkav\u00e9 lusky, ktor\u00e9 tak ve\u013emi \u013e\u00fabi mama, ne\u010faleko nich hr\u00e1\u0161ok, nie hlboko, rozkazuje mama, sta\u010d\u00ed prihrn\u00fa\u0165. Fu\u010d\u00edm a prih\u0155\u0148am, pes veselo \u017emurk\u00e1, \u017ee on bude sadi\u0165 do h\u013abky, ne\u010faleko m\u0148a kope jamy. Na riadok sa m\u00f4\u017ee to. Vtom mi odnesie\u00a0 klbko \u0161pag\u00e1tu a\u00a0o chv\u00ed\u013eu je o\u0161pag\u00e1tovan\u00e1 cel\u00e1 z\u00e1hrada, ovinut\u00e1, stromy, kr\u00edky, ru\u017ee. Za\u010dnem ho nah\u00e1\u0148a\u0165, beh\u00e1 mi po hriadke, mama m\u00e1va palicou, Dun\u010do, takto sa nesad\u00ed.<\/p>\n
– Mus\u00ed\u0161 ho nastra\u0161i\u0165, aby vedel, \u017ee do zeleniny \u00eds\u0165 nem\u00f4\u017ee, tak ako ja, potom si to zapam\u00e4t\u00e1 a bude vedie\u0165. Teraz sa ma na\u013eakal, u\u017e sem nepr\u00edde.<\/p>\n
Odmot\u00e1m \u0161pag\u00e1t, deriem sa cez kr\u00edky, naviniem, \u010do sa d\u00e1, zvy\u0161ok vystrihnem, Potom pes uchmatne no\u017enice, a odnesie si ich niekam, kde ich neviem n\u00e1js\u0165.<\/p>\n
– Po\u010f obedova\u0165, vyka\u0161li sa na\u0148ho, m\u00e1 tam loptu, nech sa hr\u00e1, je to \u0161te\u0148a, no\u017enice \u010dasom n\u00e1jde\u0161.<\/p>\n
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Cel\u00fd fejt\u00f3n od Veve \u010d\u00edtajte v\u00a0tla\u010denom Miau, apr\u00edl 2015<\/p>\n
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NA \u00daVOD Veronika \u0160ikulov\u00e1 Kde bolo, tam bolelo. Bol raz jeden pes a ten sa volal Dun\u010do. Mohol sa vola\u0165 aj Artemis, Artan, Re\u017eko, ale nevedeli sme sa dohodn\u00fa\u0165 na mene, a tak sme mu dali meno Dun\u010do. Bol to Dalmat\u00ednec a mal najviac bodiek. Najviac zo v\u0161etk\u00fdch s\u00farodencov. Najsk\u00f4r bol mal\u00fd ako rukavica. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":455,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-961","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-april-2015","category-fejton"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/961","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=961"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/961\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":962,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/961\/revisions\/962"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/455"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=961"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=961"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miaumagazin.sk\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=961"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}